PS - Just a friendly reminder to any fans of Pornographicus who haven't yet heard the news: The Blog of Pornographicus will now be hosted at Tumblr. I've updated the my link to his blog in my 'Links' section.
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Happy Memorial Day!!
Monday, May 31, 2010
A Memorial Day Cumshot Festival
I know what you're all thinking: 'What better way to honor our beloved veterans than with a collection of cumshot clips?' Yeah, I know, it's not quite the way most people would celebrate go about it. But incase you haven't noticed, this is a porn blog... More specifically a CUMSHOT blog. So I had to celebrate the day accordingly, ya know? I've gathered up some very juicy cum loads for this video. Keep an eye peeled for the lovely Miss Alia Janine and wonderfully succulent F-Cups. God, what I would give for some time alone with that woman... Neil also sent me a solo video that he made for his lady Sue, and I just HAD to include it. 20 spurts... Man, that has to be a record-setter. To this day, the most spurts I've ever been able to produce is 12, but I'm still young and I've got plenty of time to try to break Mr. Neil's record. Or at least come close to it. Imagine the orgasm that produce a torrent of cum like that... But, I'm getting off-topic. I also threw in a 'Blondie' clip that will have your boners tearing through your jeans. I don't want to give it away, but she gets waaaay more cum than she was expecting... and STILL manages to swallow it all like the champ she is. Well, that's all for now, guys. Have a safe, fun holiday, and be sure to check out, 'A Memorial Day Cumshot Festival!'
PS - Just a friendly reminder to any fans of Pornographicus who haven't yet heard the news: The Blog of Pornographicus will now be hosted at Tumblr. I've updated the my link to his blog in my 'Links' section.
PS - Just a friendly reminder to any fans of Pornographicus who haven't yet heard the news: The Blog of Pornographicus will now be hosted at Tumblr. I've updated the my link to his blog in my 'Links' section.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
The Art of the Slow Motion Cumshot
If anyone here is a fan of my 'Art of the Slow Motion Cumshot,' series, then you're in luck. I went ahead and compiled another set of some amazing slow motion shooters. These ones are not only great examples of the art, but also some of my personal favorites. One of them, however, was not originally put in slow motion. I went ahead and worked that magic myself, because I knew it would look even more amazing at half-speed. Guess which one! Please enjoy this new installment of 'The Art of the Slow Motion Cumshot.'
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Volcanic Eruptions
Some guys shoot their cum, others dribble. Those seem to be the two categories in regards to the cumshot. However, in my opinion, there should be a third category: The Volcanoes. These guys don't just shoot semen, they fucking erupt. Even I have, on occasion anyway, shot loads so ferocious they seem to fly out of my cock like a fucking jetliner. I call these volcanic eruptions, because there's no other term to describe the power behind them. This video showcases a few cumshots which I've classified as volcanic. I've included another Sue and Neil cumshot here, and I think you all know why. Of course, Peter North also pops his cork in this one, because he cums according to my afore-mentioned definition. Blondie's here too, and she strokes an amazing load of lava out of her man. But keep your eye's peeled for two retro cumshots: In one, two gorgeous babes of yester-year stroke out one of the biggest loads I've ever seen on film, and in another, a cute honeypot gets more than she bargained for when she decides to drink from the tap. It's like when someone kinks up a hose, and suddenly lets go... She handles it with some serious class that makes you wish you could go back in time and take her to your room. Anyway, enough bla bla bla from me. Check out, 'Volcanic Eruptions,' and see for yourself...
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Friday, May 21, 2010
The Return of Sue and Neil
Back by popular demand, here are Sue and Neil in another of their private home movies. All I have to say about this one is, HOLY SHIT. Neil erupts like a damn volcano, and just keeps cumming and cumming. They put this one in slow-motion, not me, but I would've done the same thing. This one, to me at least, truly demonstrates what I call, 'The Art of the Slow Motion Cumshot.' Sue's gigantic jugs look as lovely as ever, I might add. I wish I could cum all over her tits, but I think Neil would probably kick my scrawny little ass if I ever did. With good reason, too. Sue seems like a really good-looking woman. Any lady who can make a guy cum that hard is worth kicking ass over. Well, here's looking at you, kids!
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16 Retro Cumshot Scenes
In keeping with what I said in my previous post about my preference for Retro Porn, here is a selection of 16 kick-ass Retro cumshot scenes. These have gotten me off countless times, and I can't wait for you all to nut in your pants over them. Seriously, if you're not careful, you WILL cum in your pants. Make sure you're totally naked when you watch this. Because if you're going to cum all over yourself, you could at least keep your clothes dry. And if there are any fine, foxey ladies watching and rubbing themselves to this (which I highly doubt, but hey, a guy can dream, right?), then make sure you're naked, too. You wouldn't want to ruin those nice panties, would you? I'm proud to present, '16 Really Awesome Retro Cumshot Scenes.'
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From the Desk of Danny Kay
I'd like to take a moment to say thank you to everybody who makes this blog possible. Now I know you're probably thinking, 'Who gives a shit? Post more porn, asshole! That's why we're here!' Well, I don't roll that way. Of course, I love to share free porn with the world via this blog. It allows me to unleash my inner pervert, if only for a couple hours a week. (Yes, it does take that much time to make even a SINGLE post; I literally WORK on this mother fucker!) But, there are so many people and web-sites whom I rely on for my grade-A material. So, I'd like to thank them:
- The AMAZING people at Vintage Erotica Forums. The moderators, the users, and even the folks who just download everything and don't contribute anything at all. (When you think about it, that's who all the work is done for, really.) A few guys I'd like to thank specifically, however, are Nippy, Rotobott, and Moviefan. I consider you guys my contemporary 'cumshot specialists.' I even consider Nippy to be a good friend of mine, at least on VEF. In fact, many of the cumshots I've posted here are sourced from Nippy's videos. Without him, I'd have a ton of extra work to do. Thanks Nippy, you're awesome.
- 'Blondie.' You'll find her website listed over in my links section. I'm really bummed I can't use her actual name to thank her, because if she and her husband knew that I was using their videos without their permission, I'd probably get sued into next week. Or they'd make me take the videos down. And I just couldn't let that happen, because a lot of people like them, especially me! Regardless, I'd have next to no material to work with if it wasn't for her. She is a Goddess, and I will always have a massive crush on her. Of course, I'll always have a huge hard-on for her too, but that's another matter entirely.
- The stars, starlets, and no-namers of the Golden Age of Porn. It seems odd for a guy as young as me to get off on porn that's older than he is, but I LOOOOOOVE retro porn. Way more than modern porn. In fact, aside from a few vids and pics here and there, I really don't use much modern material. I find most of it to be just gross and waaaaaay out of touch with what I and most people find to be sexy. Now I know you're probably thinking, 'Don't be ignorant, Danny. It's not like the Retro Years were without their flaws, too.' And you're absolutely right. But you know what? Back then, it was still kinda innocent, in it's own way. Those actors and actresses got paid shit, had to worry about getting arrested on prostitution charges, and had to deal with massive amounts of drugs and scummy people to find their way in life. I can respect the retro porn stars more than I can respect any modern ones, because they had it fucking ROUGH, even the guys. That's why more often than not, you'll find more Retro Porn on this blog than anything else. As Pornographicus once said, 'My blog is a reflection of me and my tastes, not those of everyone else's.' Or something very much like that, I don't know EXACTLY how he put it. (It's in his FAQ, if you didn't care for my paraphrasing.) Long live the Golden Age!
- Any man who has the courage to masturbate AND ejaculate on video, then post it on the internet. Even if your face isn't shown, this is one hell of a decision to make. I've been there myself, and well... Let's just say I've only got three videos of me cumming on the net for a reason. You more than likely won't EVER get recognized, but you'll forever leave your house knowing that you're wearing the shirt you also wore in a jack-off video you once made. It's not an easy thing to live with. But those videos are still up and available for download and/or free-viewing pleasure, because I love when people watch me cum. I just don't want them to see my face when I do it. So, to all my jerk-brothers, I salute and thank you. Most of you cum more than any pornstar out there, and you don't even have a hot babe to help you do it. Keep jerking it, guys. And if you're brave enough, post that shit on the internet. If you shoot a big enough load, you may even find yourself featured here at Danny Kay's Cumshot Blog.
Well, that's all I could think of off the top of my head... Oh wait, there's one more group of people I'd like to thank:
- All my readers and ESPECIALLY my subscribers. ALL of this is for you, and I hope to continue to aid you in getting off for a good, LONG time!
Sincerely,
D.K.
- The AMAZING people at Vintage Erotica Forums. The moderators, the users, and even the folks who just download everything and don't contribute anything at all. (When you think about it, that's who all the work is done for, really.) A few guys I'd like to thank specifically, however, are Nippy, Rotobott, and Moviefan. I consider you guys my contemporary 'cumshot specialists.' I even consider Nippy to be a good friend of mine, at least on VEF. In fact, many of the cumshots I've posted here are sourced from Nippy's videos. Without him, I'd have a ton of extra work to do. Thanks Nippy, you're awesome.
- 'Blondie.' You'll find her website listed over in my links section. I'm really bummed I can't use her actual name to thank her, because if she and her husband knew that I was using their videos without their permission, I'd probably get sued into next week. Or they'd make me take the videos down. And I just couldn't let that happen, because a lot of people like them, especially me! Regardless, I'd have next to no material to work with if it wasn't for her. She is a Goddess, and I will always have a massive crush on her. Of course, I'll always have a huge hard-on for her too, but that's another matter entirely.
- The stars, starlets, and no-namers of the Golden Age of Porn. It seems odd for a guy as young as me to get off on porn that's older than he is, but I LOOOOOOVE retro porn. Way more than modern porn. In fact, aside from a few vids and pics here and there, I really don't use much modern material. I find most of it to be just gross and waaaaaay out of touch with what I and most people find to be sexy. Now I know you're probably thinking, 'Don't be ignorant, Danny. It's not like the Retro Years were without their flaws, too.' And you're absolutely right. But you know what? Back then, it was still kinda innocent, in it's own way. Those actors and actresses got paid shit, had to worry about getting arrested on prostitution charges, and had to deal with massive amounts of drugs and scummy people to find their way in life. I can respect the retro porn stars more than I can respect any modern ones, because they had it fucking ROUGH, even the guys. That's why more often than not, you'll find more Retro Porn on this blog than anything else. As Pornographicus once said, 'My blog is a reflection of me and my tastes, not those of everyone else's.' Or something very much like that, I don't know EXACTLY how he put it. (It's in his FAQ, if you didn't care for my paraphrasing.) Long live the Golden Age!
- Any man who has the courage to masturbate AND ejaculate on video, then post it on the internet. Even if your face isn't shown, this is one hell of a decision to make. I've been there myself, and well... Let's just say I've only got three videos of me cumming on the net for a reason. You more than likely won't EVER get recognized, but you'll forever leave your house knowing that you're wearing the shirt you also wore in a jack-off video you once made. It's not an easy thing to live with. But those videos are still up and available for download and/or free-viewing pleasure, because I love when people watch me cum. I just don't want them to see my face when I do it. So, to all my jerk-brothers, I salute and thank you. Most of you cum more than any pornstar out there, and you don't even have a hot babe to help you do it. Keep jerking it, guys. And if you're brave enough, post that shit on the internet. If you shoot a big enough load, you may even find yourself featured here at Danny Kay's Cumshot Blog.
Well, that's all I could think of off the top of my head... Oh wait, there's one more group of people I'd like to thank:
- All my readers and ESPECIALLY my subscribers. ALL of this is for you, and I hope to continue to aid you in getting off for a good, LONG time!
Sincerely,
D.K.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Peter North's Biggest Retro Cumshots
Howdy do, folks! I was lurking about over at VEF, checking on my posts, when I realized I never thought to post this gem over here. I mean, I am the cumshot guy, and this over-sight was just... GLARING. I threw this up at the Forum under my 'NirvanaBoy' username, and so far it's been downloaded quite a bit. I made one of my signature 20-30 minute flicks, this one centered around the Loadman himself, good 'ol Peter North. Mr. North is one of the most prolific male pornstars around, and with good reason. This guy built a reputation around cumming literally bucket-sized loads. Many a gorgeous babe has been on the recieving end of his hose, and I decided to make a compilation of some of the biggest loads of his tenure during those glorious retro porn years. This video features not only some amazing glue-shooting from Peter, but probably my finest work as an 'editor.' Well actually, I'm partial to 'Big Shots' myself, but this one takes the cake as far as cuts, transitions, even sub-titles goes. No, I didn't actually make sub-titles of the dialogue... Think of it as an un-funny, porn style MST3K, only without any voices. I don't know, you'll just have to check it out. So please enjoy, 'Peter North's Biggest Retro Cumshots.'
P.S. - I noticed Sue and Neil seem to have attracted a good number of downloads. The awesome Wanklogger even asked for more. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about my new amateur buddies. I just don't always have the time to make a post new videos. However, I assure you that the second I get some time, I will have a new Sue and Neil video posted as quickly as possible. I appreciate your patience, and they appreciate your enthusiasm. Mark my words, there WILL be more Sue and Neil in the future. In the meantime, please enjoy this VEF re-hash.
P.S. - I noticed Sue and Neil seem to have attracted a good number of downloads. The awesome Wanklogger even asked for more. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about my new amateur buddies. I just don't always have the time to make a post new videos. However, I assure you that the second I get some time, I will have a new Sue and Neil video posted as quickly as possible. I appreciate your patience, and they appreciate your enthusiasm. Mark my words, there WILL be more Sue and Neil in the future. In the meantime, please enjoy this VEF re-hash.
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Saturday, May 8, 2010
Sue and Neil
Well, I never in a million years thought that I'd make any friends doing this type of stuff. But last week, I was proven wrong. Ladies and germs, I'd like to introduce you all to some new friends of mine, Sue and Neil. Sue has one of the best sets of tits I've ever seen, and Neil... Well, Neil can put Peter North to shame with his cumshots. Together, you've got an extremely erotic combo. Sue and Neil were kind enough to share with me some of their private home movies, and have even given me permission to post them here at the blog. I decided I'd post my favorite of the two they've sent me so far, and a picture that most porn photographers wish they had the talent to capture. So, please, give a big hand and shoot a big load for my new friends, Sue and Neil!
As you can see, Sue seems to bring out the best in Neil...
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